Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Oilfield joke

Okay, now I'm getting really bored...
I guess writing our blog post during office hour is in our family's blood...

Keisuke likes to do it, my brother likes to do it... and now have influenced me T.T
OMG I have sold my soul..... xD

Anyway, now this post is waaaaaaaaayy off our usual post, this has nothing to do with the Shuzoku RedSuns, but just a funny joke that's worth sharing^^

It's about a preacher, he have a son name Jimmy.... and Jimmy just like any other teenagers don't have any idea of what he wanted to do when he grows up... so his father the Preacher intends to find out...

One day when Jimmy was at school, the preacher went into his room and place 4 items on his desk... these items are : a Bible, a $10 note, a bottle of wine and copy of the latest Playboy magazine^^

And then he hid behind the door and wait patiently for his son's return, he figured that if his son were to pick up the Bible, then he would be a preacher... just like his father, o what blessing that will be...

If he were to pick the $10 note, then he would be a business man... o how fortunate that would be for the family...

If he were to choose the bottle of wine, then he would be a no good drunkard... and if he were to take the Playboy magazine then he would only be one of those skirt chasing bum....

Then Jimmy came back and into his room, his father hiding behind the door anxiously to see what his son will choose.... Jimmy puts down his bag, and as he heads out of his room he notice the items on his table...

He then grabs the bible and slip it under his armpit, took the $10 and drops it into his pocket... uncork the wine and enjoys the magazine centerfold ^^

"Dear Lord have mercy", his father thought.... "he is going into the oilfield" xD

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